dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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