I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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