I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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