Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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