I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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