I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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