i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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