Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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