i wish starbucks made bloody marys
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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