I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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