I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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