can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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