Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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