it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
honey bunches of taint.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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