My first STD was from a foam party
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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