I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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