I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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