Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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