she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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