i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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