Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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