i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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