everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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