Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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