I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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