Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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