I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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