She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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