Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize