So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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