I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Terrible idea I love it
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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