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  • 67 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:02pm

    lmao....sad thing is I know the feeling, and i somehow suspect that you're so long is shorter than mine!

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:38pm

    this is one of the funniest things ive seen all day... which is probably because it is sooooo true...

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:34pm

    I have a feeling this would be a significant improvement for some men.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:37pm

    Multi-setting shower heads, ftw!

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:42am

    it would be a great improvement for this man. can't remember what a vag looks like. sex 5 times in 32 years...great.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:35am

    most hilarious text I've ever read

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:46pm

    props to the girl for actually admitting she masterbates

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:59pm

    Wow. Awesome. I totally relate!

  • 45 39
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 8, 11 at 10:51pm

    aww.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:59am

    hahahahhahaha oh man. my ultimate fantasy.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:33pm

    Hahah, you are amazing.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:06pm

    that is absolutely hilarious

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:55pm

    Haha- that is hilarious!

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:32pm

    This is damn funny.. .nice... if you're under 400 pounds, call me.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:21am

    aren't those things amazing?

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:13am

    Thank you, this made my day. And I agree with 11:34 that would be a significant improvement.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:24pm

    now that would be some damn good sex.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:20pm

    Hotel hellllllll yeah I've done that!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:35am

    LOL- freakin' awesome! I wouldn't trade my multi-setting shower head for any other toy

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:05pm

    holy shit that is funny

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:14pm

    hahahaha this is from my area code, had to check my sent messages to make sure it wasn't mine..

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:08pm

    who needs a man when you have different speeds of water that shoot out of a shower head?

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55am

    lmao!!! to true & funny...

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:19am

    hahaha! hotel shower head is extra naughty!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 10:48pm

    Optimal water pressure, multiple settings, extends when needed to get that spot... I'm totally with you!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:54pm

    Sorry to hear about ur prob...but I can totally relate!!!

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:00am

    lol..this made me laugh so much!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:44am

    lmao i just pictured johnny depp with a multispeed showerhead in his crotch. ultimate win.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:38pm

    lol if you need the sex i got the tool for youm lol

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:26am

    spoken like a true girl lacking sex. i know the feeling all too well lol

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:22pm

    lmao.. i am in love with this chick. thank you for saying what all of us have been thinking.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:07pm

    A Friday night on 6th Street will solve that problem.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:16am

    I want to know this person

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:46am

    how much to you weigh?

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:25pm

    haahahahahha gotta love austin. so true though.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:43pm

    LMFAO hilarious. And I totally know how she feels.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:35pm

    Wow. Just wow. Haha...

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:37pm

    Every women needs a multi-setting shower head. End of story.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:58pm

    Multi-setting showerhead is actually what my ex and I named my penis. It gets the job done.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:41am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAAH

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:30pm

    I just booked a hotel room and got excited that one of it's selling points was a multi-setting shower head... please note: I'll be alone in the room :(

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:21pm

    sorry to hear that....

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:34am

    so funny. damn, i about cried from laughing so hard.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:22pm

    ah...not a great image for me, thanks.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:39am

    hahaha i do that and i have a boyfriend.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:12pm

    I just treated that problem two days ago after way too long, I am still readjusting adn trying to keep it straight in my head.