You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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