If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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