omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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