this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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