No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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