It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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