Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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