If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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