we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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