let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Shame is for Republicans.
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