every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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