this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Is it penis luge time yet?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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