I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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