I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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