Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize