Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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