Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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