Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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