So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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